I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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