I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
