weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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