I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
they need to just BURY HIM!
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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