i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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