So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
okay pat passed out under dana's car
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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