he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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