did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
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Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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