My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
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She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
But theres a keg here and me gusta
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
i believe in u and ur pee
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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