What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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