I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
