Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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