Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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