Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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