He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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