This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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