Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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