We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
jump out the window naked night went bad
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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