The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
they need to just BURY HIM!
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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