NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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