: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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