Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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