i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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