More tranny stories later!
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
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