Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
she was so not down for the gang bang
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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