she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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