Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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