Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Drunk
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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