i think my mom watched the whole time
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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