someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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