we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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