its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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