Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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