does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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