yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.