I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while