are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.