You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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