if i died would you start the facebook group?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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