Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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