Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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