WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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