well you can't waste a boner
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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