I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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