Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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