I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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