As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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