Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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