No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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