He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
