Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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