Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
another moral hangover. fuck.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm like, not good at living.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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