i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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