Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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