You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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