He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I believe in your delicious
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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