Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Holy shit dude........stairs
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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