we're blogging at a bar
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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