he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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