5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
